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May 18, 2005

I TOLD YOU THE GOVERNMENT HAD MONEY TO SPEND!

Why doesn't anyone ever believe my predictions? if we didn't have all these blooming money trees how could we give the gov's increments(not the kind that's flushed, either!)

Heard it just now on the Big Show.....Travis Coffman was beside himself....seems he's got a copy of a government-wide feel-good memo, early-Christmas, kinda-feel-good-kind.....the one that gives you extra bucks on your pay check if you work for the government....heaven knows you(you lucky dogs that work for govGuam) need/deserve it(you that don't work at the gov's office cuz you've gotten yours several times since you've worked there)...anyway, didn't get all of Travis' comments on the amounts and when you(employees) will be getting your early presents...but it's confirmed....and it's all in keeping with the gov's intention to keep government spending in check and if you don't believe me, you can read his latest essay on K57's webpage, his promise and commitment is in that speech.
Remember, I said in an earlier post that there's tons of money around, proof of same is that we have enough to spend some $36K frivolously on an office in the Phillipines and now we're going to spend the rest on patient and deserving descamisados.(oh Evita, where are you when we need you?) Oh hell, let's forget the vendors that are owed(the lawyers that are owed funds to defend the indigent, those that dare charge DOE for supplies, those dumb people that allow GMH to charge and I can't even begin to list the other dummies that allow any other agencies to charge let alone those that are owed sums from rev'n'tax for EITC and refunds..............first, let's open an office, give the raises then figure out the rest, that's a good plan, yes?
Who ever it is that's giving the gov these ideas should give me a puff on whatever he's smoking, must be some really good stuff!

Posted by auntiecharo at May 18, 2005 03:04 PM

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