Auntie Charo's Soapbox

K57, KUAM and the PDN all reported that 2 DOC inmates and 10 detainees(is there a difference? Aren't they all behind bars and barbed wire?) were tested and they were found to have smoked ice(I think that's how you get it into your system) and or smoked maryjanes.......either way, it showed up in their urine/or/blood work.
So guess what? There's a whole new inquisition going on at DOC. I feel sorry for poor Robert Camacho, acting director of DOC....he's just finished an inquisition for the male section of DOC and had to fire a few guards there because they were negligent and a few were able to have a bit of fun out side the gates for a few days at the expense of GPD and some terrorized communities......the firing of the guards means he's going to have to pay overtime charges which at this writing is a 'no no' with the AG since DOC clearly doesn't have the extra funds to pay for such charges and doesn't allow for OT charges.......a catch 22, if you will.
Now, he's got the women guards to check into........it's pretty obvious........the 'ice' didn't just walk into the prison....it had to be brought in. KUAM reports that someone brought it in by via vagina, pretty gross if you ask me but if you're desperate I guess it doesn't matter how it gets to you...I'm assuming that if it entered DOC via this private part, someone(guard) had to turn her back so that it could get 'delivered' and distributed. That same guard had to have been paid....why else would she have 'turned' her back? These days, things are done for profit, almost no one turns their back just so someone can get their jollies on ice....most favors are paid for in cash.
I predict that in two weeks or so, Mr. Camacho will discover that a guard at the women's section is part of the drug problem and that she gets paid to allow the drugs to flow freely into DOC, making it easier to control the 'clients' once they've had their 'fix'.
If anyone deserved an increment, it would be Mr. Robert Camacho...but guess he would have to be confirmed by the legislature first, huh?