Auntie Charo's Soapbox

It's only been almost a week since a man almost 60 years old has been on the lamb after allegedly raping/kidnapping an 11 yr-old girl....he's done an a fine job of playing hide and seek with the police. I'm assuming that he's got some kind of help, but since he's said to be homeless anyway, he's got to have the best survival skills known to man. I'm not sure how tired this old man is but I hear tell that he's wearing out a bunch of cops and marshals(hmm, is that with one 'l' or two?) Anyway, the dude is probably eating at the next table at Manila Mall, or surviving well on brown tree snake sushi. Whatever it is, someone should document how he's managed to survive as long as he has without someone turning him in....oh well, there's always next week!