Auntie Charo's Soapbox

In the big meet in Tumon with the gov today, it seems those Adult girls with the big hair in Tumon are giving the island a bad image to the families(not the sailors and the Marines that are need the R'n'R) that need to see the pure image with no short skirts, no one handing out coupons for massage, strip joints or whatever it is adults do while they're down there.
The gov would rather not have them at all but can't force them off the island so he's trying to get his friends at Julale to move they away from their play ground in Tumon where families now play to somewhere where they can't be seen....so uncle Tony, the head of tour, travel and transportation Unpingco says that it's probably not constitutional moving those people out of places that they own....like, you can't just up and move them away from a place they call home, like, you know, those people in Zero Down place in Yigo....and that, Gill Baza Sub Division....
Anyway....me thinks that instead of trying to move them down to Anigua, or Yona or Agony Hts, we should make everything adult legal and tax the hell out of it and it would bring in big dollars...A.....doctors would make money because we could make it a law that these adult ladies with the big hair have to have public health licenses that's renewed every three months....and B, the bar or where ever it is they work has to pay a fine if the girls are not licensed.....
There are more than just family tourists, more than just honeymooners...there are sailors, marines, youngsters, adults and those that travel seeking things that they can't find or do at home. Japanese men and women come to Guam to fire guns because they can't fire guns at home. Some men fly three hours just to play golf because they can't afford to play golf in Japan, sadly, some tourists come to the island for 'adult' things that I won't describe because it's not legal or available where they're from as well. If you're going to be a destination, you sometimes have to offer what you'd rather not...have to offer...and when that time comes, it's best to regulate it so that it's safe for all. The military probably doesn't put it in their brochures but they make condoms available to their men(married or not) while they're deployed. That's just being smart.
We would be smart to make the 'adult' stuff legal and tax it and regulate it. Wow! How many families bring their little kids to Las Vegas? Mama Mia!!! Imagine how much better our hospital, schools et cetera would be if we had gambling and legalized 'adult' stuff.....awe, that's just a nightmare, just kidding, must've moved my hand off my bible there for a minute! Full house though that meeting, did you see how many directors were there? Standing room only!