Auntie Charo's Soapbox

I think that the great white father in D.C. and his government must be pondering all sorts of thoughts with this never ending election....and wondering what the hell his(Unc Sam) Marines and their dependents are going to do once they get here. We can't seem to do anything right....not run a primary, an election or anything that closely relates to that. We have court cases before a judge,(and just why the heck is that poor guy swamped with all these cases. Isn't there any others that can help with the various cases stemming from CHAOS '06?)about a primary that may just invalidate the election the commission just certified.....
We on Guam confirm the existence of Keystone.....anytime you want to verify it, just pick a GovGuam agency....the best one to test is none other than the election commission.....they have the best experts to botch up anything to do with initiatives....just ask the folks that are behind Prop A.
I could go on and on and bore you with every detail of everything that's gone awry, but I won't, instead, I ask you to wonder(with me) if the folks in D.C., aren't looking at this latest fiasco and wondering what kind of government is going to govern the island that they're(the military part of D.C.)sending their Marines to!
I say, Uncle Sam.........give 'em a subscription to a few comic books and they'll fit right in.....heck, if you have a living Gomer Pyle type, we may have a job for him at GEC!
Now you know why I didn't bother to write about the election thingy....I was just too busy laughing at the children claiming to be adults claiming to run an agency!