Auntie Charo's Soapbox

I never could understand why the Washington delegate wanted to leave the cushy job in D.C....., with the exception of the lousy traffic and extra cold winters. He could have kept the job until he died....if he wanted it.(the job! Now, Maddy will keep the job until she doesn't want it!)
Of course, what's perplexing is why he and Frank Aguon would want that haunted office at Adelup what with the financial state (deplorable) of the government. The two would continually be putting out fires from day 1, wondering from the time they were sworn in where the money was going to come from for tax refunds, teacher's pay checks, COLA payments, EITCs, etc., etc., The headaches would be non-stop. Why anyone would want that job would have to have his brain checked.
So I'm thinking that the supreme beings at the court did Robert and Frang(k) a big favor by not asking for the great runoff(not that the UA team was going to win) but that there was closure to the election and that Felix and Mike got the mess they wanted to much to clean up.
The natives are still restless....if you don't believe me, listen to them on KUAM(any hour of the day) and you'll hear them whining....woe is me....didn't get my COLA check....dude, you'll get your damn check after those checks for $70K and over are released and not sooner so get in the back of the damn line!!! Forget bringing that gray-haired lady to court...the silent ones who don't bother to go to court will get their hefty checks first....they got clout over the 'low-lifes', I mean, lowly-paid....
And then there's the issue of the dump....Robert and Frank....you don't have to get the scolding from Unc Sam.....cuz you guys ain't at Adelup.....and aren't you happy 'bout dat? You guys weren't at Adelup when you's were told to close the damn place up!!!
There are a lot more examples of the broken down government but I won't list them because I think you know most of them....you talked about them during the cammpaign....too bad not everybody believed you!
So, take it from me.....jump up and down with joy....losing the election is really a win.....you get to keep your health....physically and mentally. Enjoy your grandchild(Frank, enjoy your children and if you're old enough to have a grandchild, enjoy him or her as well)
KMart has a sale on Thank You cards....you might want to send the supreme judges a card for voting in your favor.....
"Oh, we are a lovely bunch of coconuts!"