Auntie Charo's Soapbox

GUAM IS HAVING ONE HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO LIVE UP TO IT BEING A 'PARADISE'

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:47:58 +1000

I used to dream paradise, now it'a a nightmare and more and more will make their exodus to Vegas.

I BET THOSE DUDES AT JULALE DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL TO BE THE MAJORITY NOW!

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:31:48 +1000

I bet those dudes and dudettes at the legislature don't think being the town's big leaders now that the Feds have discovered that it's pretty easy to step in and take over.....

ONE MAN'S GARBAGE IS NOW UNCLE FEDS?

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:18:31 +1000

It had to be you......remember the song? How about, you're still the one? I'll remember you....Aloha Oe.....how about Enya's Only Time?
They've come to roost and they ain't chickens!

SHAME, SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:47:25 +1000

We're rolling in hundred dollar bills. It's falling out of the sky and growing on trees only those that don't work for GovGuam know how which trees to pick from.

IF CONVICTED, WILL HE GET THE SAME MERCY THAT DIAZ FROM GMTA DID

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:29:30 +1000

Mirror, mirror on the wall, will Tony be saved from the fall?

MAKE PROSTITUTION LEGAL

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:30:09 +1000

If prostitution was legal and they had to pay GRT.....govGuam would be rich beyond description!

A DEATH MUST TAKE PLACE BEFORE WE MAKE IT A RULE

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:16:38 +1000

Skate board anyone? How about a $6000. funeral?

GAWD DOES IT GET BETTER AT THE LEGISLATURE?

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:54:06 +1000

Instead of watching the various 'reality' shows on t.v., I've decided to spend time watching the 'reality' debacle at the downtown circus.
Wow, the new speaker can shriek like a fisherman's wife and cousin Ben who looks like a heavy-set Juan Malimanga and getting husky, Rory Respecio are working for the coconut award.

I BET MY LAST TEN DOLLARS THAT ROBERT UNDERWOOD DOESN'T GET TO BE UOG'S PRESIDENT

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:38:43 +1000

We have this dummy thinking that only outsiders are capable of running the university! If Robert's promoted to take over Allen's failed attempts to run UOG, I'll shave my head!

OUT OF SIGHT, BUT STILL AFFECTED

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:26:19 +1000

I won't bore you with the long vacation, suffice it to say, I'm back, half of me glad, the other, frustrated.

HE KNEW ABOUT STORIES....OUR STORY HE KNEW FLAWLESSLY AND, HE LOVED MARCH MUSIC

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:47:05 +1000

And so I wonder what angelic march music sounds like in Charles Troutman's heaven.

HE'S NOW TEACHING GOLF IN HEAVEN

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:20:56 +1000

He was God's gift to Guam's children. Now he's teaching golf in Heaven and we're poorer because he's no longer with us.

HMMMM....SOMBUDDY'S SELLIN FAKE LOUIS VUITTON AND IN AIN'T AT THE DEDEDO FLEA MARKET

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:47:24 +1000

What was he thinking? Selling fake stuff on Tumon.....he probably could have sold his stash without being caught at the Flea Market in Dededo if he'd waited until the weekend! Hell, nobody ever gets arrested for selling fakes there!

I HOPE WE LISTENED TO OUR SPANISH FRIENDS WHILE THEY WERE HERE!

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:31:20 +1000

Never mind that he was drop dead looking but the man who spoke at the two day forum about this island's past being closely associated with those of Spain had a lot of substance...

UNDERSTATED AND BELOW THE RADAR....THEY GREW AND GREW AND GREW

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:09:55 +1000

Today, Dr. Tan Siu Lin and his family, celebrated 35 years of doing business on Guam.